The Amazing Type-Writer

A pocket type-writer of finest manufacture, at an incredible (and limited) price! Until May the 20th, 2015, all Amazing Type-Writers will be sold at the rock-bottom price of $0.99! This deal can not be beat! Get yours today! Get one for your mum! Get a dozen! You can afford it! - Record your thoughts & textual doodles for posterity on high-quality cardstock! - Post your cards to the prestigious Typewritten Gallery! - View the works of others, and unabashedly type on their cards! - Promote & post your favorite cards by "pressing-and-holding" any work on the Gallery! The engineers at Doormouse Mfg. have at last combined the latest in mobile pneumatic tubes technology with the highest-quality typewriter swing-arms available—and for a fraction of the price of the competition. Only a limited number of the Doormouse Mfg. Amazing Type-Writers will be produced. Don't miss your chance to own the highest-quality pocket-sized type-writer currently available! Made in the USA - No patents pending - Consult your analyst